I Must Vent (Apologies In Advance)

So, I’ve been writing this blog for almost two months. I’ve mostly tried to keep it in the humor-satire-parody-sarcasm area, and I’ve tried to keep the language PG to PG-13. I have to depart from that usual style today, and move into the profanity-laced tirade section of the blogosphere.

I will keep the meat of this post below the fold for those of you that don’t want to read the profanity, or those of you who feel like hearing me vent about the current political landscape is just too heavy. I’m pissed off about what’s happening to “Joe the Plumber.” More below the fold.

Are you seething rage yet? Are you ready to storm the media strongholds of this country and institute the Misha Plan to Fix Journalism yet? Are you enraged that the best candidate the Republicans can come up with to challenge Stalin 2.0 Obama is Maverick McMilquetoast? If the answer to any of these questions is no, then why the fuck not?

Right now, the guy that is most likely going to be our next president is currently the subject of a federal lawsuit that’s aim is force him to prove his citizenship. His pastor of twenty years is an America hating racist. He launched his political career at the home of a man that bombed government targets on US soil. He was mentored by a self-admitted sexually deviant child molester. Yet our mainstream media has only served to denounce anyone that raises these points as a racist.

For the last eight years conservatives have had to endure a steady onslaught of intellectual asshats, hollywood asshats, media asshats, and tinfoil-hat-wearing conspiracy theorist asshats screeching about chill winds, Nazi brownshirts, Chimpy McBushitlerburton, etc. etc. squashing dissent. Funny, huh? It seems that Tim Robbins, Susan Sarandon, Michael Moore, Ward Churchill, Dylan Avery, Keith Olbermann, and Markos Moulitsas are still free to roam the country-side spewing their oral diarrhea. To the best of my knowledge, not one of them has been waterboarded.

Enter Joe The Plumber:

Joe causes Obama to say out loud what we already knew: He’s a Marxist. Now, the media is doing everything they can to destroy Joe the Plumber for having the audacity to Jedi Mind Trick Obama into saying that he’s a Marxist. Dost thou doubt there is a concerted effort by the media to destroy Joe? O, Ye of little faith:

• Plumbers aren’t really blue-collar, working folks
• Joe The Plumber is piece of shit because he owes $1000 in back taxes and doesn’t have a plumber’s license
• Joe the Plumber isn’t a plumber, he’s a piece of shit anti-union asshole that works for a plumber, and the business he wants to buy sucks sweat off a dead man’s balls
• Feel free to peruse for yourself

Hmph, Obama still hasn’t produced his birth certificate to end the aforementioned federal law suit.

All those linked stories are completely missing the point. The story is not about whether or not Joe the Plumber is what he claims to be. The story is that Obama wants to take your money. I wouldn’t have told Obama the truth about who I was either.

Fuck you, you bunch of treasonous, leftist-shitbag, hypocrite, brownshirt fucks . I hope you all get a painful ass cancer. Everyday it seems more and more that the tree of liberty is getting thirsty.