O Noes!!!11! McCain Used teh “S” Word1!!one!1!

From The Associated Press

McCain suggests Obama tax policies are socialist

What a senile old bastard! How dare he suggest that Obama is a *gasp* Socialist! Obama is the ultimate conservative! He wants to cut so much taxes that people who don’t pay taxes will get a tax cut!

Republican presidential candidate John McCain on Saturday accused Democratic rival Barack Obama of favoring a socialistic economic approach by supporting tax cuts and tax credits McCain says would merely shuffle wealth rather than creating it.

McCain accused him of it, huh? Funny, I thought Teh One had already confessed to it. Didn’t Teh Messiah tell Joe the Plumber that he wants to “spread the wealth around”. Isn’t that why the gestapo media got all in a tizzy trying to destroy Joe worthlessnonunionunlicensedassnugget the Plumber.

“At least in Europe, the Socialist leaders who so admire my opponent are upfront about their objectives,” McCain said in a radio address. “They use real numbers and honest language. And we should demand equal candor from Sen. Obama. Raising taxes on some in order to give checks to others is not a tax cut; it’s just another government giveaway.”

Did you see that? That senile old man called Barack a Socialist and a liar. In all seriousness, I like that Senator McMilquetoast is finally taking some shots, but it seems too little, too late.

[Joe “the plumber”] Wurzelbacher became the focal point of the final presidential debate after he met Obama earlier in the week and said the Democrat’s tax proposal could keep him from buying the two-man plumbing company where he works. However, reports of Wurzelbacher’s annual earnings suggest he would receive a tax cut rather than an increase under Obama’s plan.

They can’t even help themselves can they? It’s like watching a freakin’ magician. Watch this hand, keep watching it while I palm your card. They keep talking about who Joe the Plumber is like it matters. It wouldn’t matter if Joe the Plumber was a damn duck-billed platypus! The important thing was that he Jedi mind-tricked BO into saying exactly what McCain is accusing him of. It’s all about making sure you forget that Obama said he was a Socialist, and focus your attention on what a no-good rat-bastard Joe Wurzelbacher is.


2 Responses to “O Noes!!!11! McCain Used teh “S” Word1!!one!1!”

  1. Well said, sir. 🙂

    The media is a joke. The democrats are even bigger jokes. Sadly, this country likes suck-ass humor.

  2. I was just glad to see that O has a new middle name that fits him better. Steven or Steve( I’m not sure which. I just heard it in passing…gas) is such a nice, all American name. Barry is nice too. So B.S. is wonderful. I know I’m a bit behind but I was gone for a few days. I got back to discover that the earth was still where I left it.

    RT – If it weren’t for people liking suck-ass humor where would I post?

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