Pirates, Seals, and Hostage Negotiation
Reader Marvin asked:
I know this is off subject, but I have heard that in addition to the threat of rabid wild cops on land, there is now the threat of feral navy seals attacking you, when you are on a pleasure cruise in the Gulf of Aden. I know it might be outside your area of expertise, but could we get some boating safety tips to help us avoid this new danger?
I apologize, Marvin, as I have no expertise on the issue of rabid seals. However, since I am a powerful and influential member of the Law Enforcement Humor media, I have unearthed a video of the pirates trying to negotiate with the Seals: