Happy Easter 2009
Yeah, so I’m working on Easter too. Lovely. Just like for Christmas, if I have to go to your house behind some childish shit on Easter, I’m bringing an ass whoopin (read=taser) with me.
So, I hope you have a safe and happy Easter. At least I’ll be off the next two days.
*UPDATE* Unfortunately nobody got tased today. I do not understand why people can’t behave on Easter Freakin Sunday! I’m so aggravated right now, I can’t even begin to explain. Well, I was aggravated when I got off 2 hours ago. Now, I’m mostly just intoxicated from the beer, and hopped up on the peeps. Getting hammered on beer and eating yourself into a diabetic coma is a good way to blow off steam.
Anyhoo, just so you know I am not a complete heathern, I have a little Easter story for you below the fold:
There was once a wealthy man who, paradoxically, was also very religious. One Easter he decided he wanted to take his whole family to Jerusalem. Not just the wife and kids, but his parents and in-laws. He felt it would be a great experience that could bring the whole family closer to our lord and savior, Jesus Christ.
Once the family arrived in Jerusalem, they were in awe of the power of the holy city. There were so many things to see, and not enough time. On the very first outing, the man’s mother-in-law dropped dead. Bang, dead as a door nail, no warning, nothing.
Immediately the man contacts the American Embassy. He asks the officials what it would take to get his poor deceased mother-in-law back to the states. The official explains to the man that it is a very costly process, but that Israel would allow him to bury his mother-in-law in the Holy Land for one third the price.
The man tells the official that he will not bury his mother-in-law in the Holy Land. He didn’t care what the cost was, he was dead set against burying his mother-in-law there. The official, stunned, thought the man must be insane. He asked the man why he was so against burying his mother-in-law in Jerusalem. The man explained, “I hear y’all got people rising from the dead over here.”
Happy Easter, Jesus loves you, and I try to.