Law Enforcement Facts: I’m Here To Help
Have you ever found yourself sitting at home contemplating the mysteries of the universe? Have you ever found yourself wondering, “How could I go about getting kicked in the face by a police officer?” Wonder no more, I’m here to help!
The following list are things you can do to greatly increase your chances of getting kicked in the face by a police officer:
- Tell a police officer that he can’t arrest you in your own house
- Make one more donut joke
- If you’re a cop, buy donuts in uniform (Well, you may not actually get kicked, but you will be ridiculed which is probably worse)
- Make your fifth false rape report
- Beat up your elderly mother
I hope that clears things up for you. Thanks for visiting, and have a nice day.