How Not to Get Killed by the Police: Herding Instincts
Many people read the news everyday, and see people getting killed and maimed by police officers. I’m sure they’re wondering how they can avoid being mauled by roving bands of police officers. Well, I’m here to give you some effective survival techniques that you can use to keep from being injured or killed if faced with rabid police officers on the hunt for blood.
In your daily life, you may be accosted by wild police officers over minor traffic violations, like auto theft. If you find yourself in this situation, DO NOT RUN!!! Police officers have an innate, and finely tuned herding instinct. That is to say, if you run, they’ll chase you down, and kill you.
Maybe if this guy had read my blog, he might still be living.