My Theory On Tattoos…And Stupid Criminals
I’ve long had a theory that the farther up on one’s body one’s tattoos started, the more likely one was a convicted felon. For instance, a person with a tattoo on their toe is far less likely to be a convicted felon than a person who has a tattoo on their face. I think this guy supports my theory:
Aaron Evans, 21, was captured on camera breaking into a police “honeypot” car in Bristol and identified by a tattoo of his surname and date of birth on the side of his neck.
I think my theory may need to be revised to state: The farther up on one’s body their tattoos start, the more likely it is that one is a convicted felon, and an idiot.