…And That’s The Way We Like To Find ‘Em

Apparently it’s not a good idea to try to rape children:

Via Chicago Tribune

Police said Meyers was naked except for a mask and latex gloves and had entered the home through a window near the girl’s bedroom with rope, condoms and a knife.

I have no idea what would possess a man to that, but I know exactly what would possess a man to do this:

County prosecutor’s office spokesman Matthew Symons says no charges are anticipated against 64-year-old Robert McNally, who locked his arm around Meyers’ neck and held him when he found him in his 17-year-old daughter’s bedroom early Sunday.

I’m not quite sure why the there would even be a question as to whether this man would be charged with a crime. I guess we gotta placate the “we need to understand the root cause” crowd. Anyways, now for the happy ending to this little bed-time story:

Marchele Hall of the Marion County coroner’s office says the cause of 52-year-old David T. Meyers’ death was ruled Monday to be asphyxia by strangulation with contributing cardiovascular disease.

Just remember, boys and girls, some people just need a good killin’.

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One Response to “…And That’s The Way We Like To Find ‘Em”

  1. So, that would be a highly success full-nelson?

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