How Hot is it There?
I guess teh global warming finally got us. We’ve been having 110 heat indexes all week. When it’s 99 degrees and 97 percent relative hunidity, the air conditioner in your car becomes almost useless. Hell, it is useless if you’re not in the shade.
I think the sun has been making me sweat out all my post ideas. Global warming sucks. Well, at least it rained yesterday for the first time in about a month.
Just some quick thoughts:
- Politicians suck. All politicians regardless of the letter next to their name.
- If you let an alcoholic crack addict spend the night at your house, you have no right to report your shit stolen the next day.
- Quit saying “It’s just a border collie”, or “it’s just an australian shepherd.” Those dogs are 115% more likely to bite people than pit bulls*.
Hope you don’t die of heat exhaustion.*I pulled this number out of my ass, but I’m sure it’s close