Vocabulary After 11/04/2008

In the lead up to the election there was much ado about racist codewords. I think the English language will undergo a major change after Teh One™ ascends to his post as leader of the free world. It will be learned that there are even more racist codewords out there. Here’s a sneak peak of what you will not be able to say after 11/04/2008:

• Hussein – Use of the word Hussein will no longer be tolerated by the civilian national security force. Any reference to the now room temperature Iraqi dictator will include the new sanitized last name “Smith”. Example: I sure am glad the United States hung ole Saddam Smith.
• Tax Increase – The term tax increase will no longer be tolerated by the civilian national security force. Any time Teh Messiah raises taxes it must be referred to as “institutionalized charity”.
• Socialism – The term Socialism will no longer be tolerated by the civilian national security force. The term used to describe a form of government in which the means of production is controlled by the state will be “Economic Equalism”.
• Communism – The term Communism will no longer be tolerated by the civilian national security force. The term used to describe those governments previously classified as Communist will be Utopian.
• Terrorism – The term terrorism will no longer be tolerated by the civilian national security force. The acceptable term for violence against civilians to achieve political or ideological objectives by creating fear will be meteorology.

I can train you to survive when dealing with the roving bands of feral police officers. I don’t think I can help you with a civilian national security force. Maybe Humor-blogs.com has some training tips.